Thursday 28 May 2009

Reply me back please!

Dearest,Greeting From Miss Rose Justin(Reply Me Back Please

Good day to you.

How are you doing over there my dear, I hope that you are feeling so fine and healthy. Well, my name is Rose  Justin Yaac from South Sudan . I am a young pretty singlecc 24 years old girl; I hope that I will match your type, if you can give me the chance. I would like to know you better, since religion, distance and age does not matter to me. I will send you my picture for you to see how I look like. I know you will be surprise when you will receive this letter on how do I got your Email ID, but I don't want you to be afraid, well I got your Email ID through Yahoo Google Search after I have pray for two weeks to Almighty Allah to show me an honest and sincere person who will help me out in this situation I am into here in Burkina Faso as result of Refugee Camp. And Allah review to me that you are the right person who can help me out.

  However, I hope you are feeling fine? I am cool over here in Ouagadougou Burkina Faso. As I said earlier my names are Rose Justin Yaac, I am 24years old from South Sudan in Africa and presently I am residing in the refugee camp here in Ouagadougou Burkina Faso as a result of the civil war going on in my country Sudan .

 My father Dr. Justin Yaac Arop was the former Minister for SPLA Affairs and Special Adviser to President Salva Kiir of South Sudan for Decentralization before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed my parents. I was the only survivor of the family since I was the only child of my parents and I managed to make my way to the nearby country Burkina Faso where I am leaving now. I would like to know more about you. Your likes and dislikes, your hobbies and what you are doing presently. I will tell you more about myself in my next mail. Please I also want to know how you look like, so please send me your picture. Kindly get back to me, so that I will tell you more about myself and for us to discuss urgent business proposal.

  Before the dead of my Daddy he deposited the sum of Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars ($10, 500, 000, 00 Million Dollar) in the bank here in Burkina Faso . And now I am in Burkina Faso and I have informed the bank about my plans to claim this money and the Branch manager of the Bank whom I met in person told me that my father's instruction to the bank was the money will be release to me only when I am married or present a trustee who will help me and invest the money overseas.  

 They told me that I cannot withdraw the money here in Burkina Faso due the law guiding in their bank, and they also told me to look for a foreign partner who will stand on my behalf as my Husband or Trustee before the money can be released and transfer to he or her. You will have 25% of the total money by helping me and 5% will be for any expenses may be occur during the transfer of the money here or in your country and the remaining money will be managed by me with your help in any business over there in your country, since I am still young to manage the money alone.

  In this regards I will like you to contact the bank immediately after I receive your response I will send you the bank contact for you to contact them. hence you are assuring me that you will not cheat  or betrayed me, you will tell them that you are my Husband or my Trustee and that you want to know the possibilities of assisting me transfer my ($10.5 Million Dollars) deposited by my late father of which I am the next of kin to my father's account.

  Hoping to hear from you soonest,

Yours Faithfully

Miss Rose Justin.

Ye olde death scam.

FROM THE DESK OF: WALI KANI
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING SECTION, 
BANK OF AFRICA(BOA), 
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO, 
WEST AFRICA.

(PLEASE SEND ALL INFORMATION BY MAIL FOR THE SECRET OF THE TRANSITIONS / CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS) 

Dear Friend,

This message might meet you in utmost surprise, however,it's just my urgent need for foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction. I am a banker by profession from Burkina faso in west Africa and currently holding the post of Director Auditing and Accounting unit of the bank.I have the opportunity transferring the left over funds ($5.5million) of one of my bank clients who died along with his entire family on 31ST july 2000 in a plane crash. 

You can confirm the genuine of the deceased death by clicking on this web site
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm 
Hence,i am inviting you for a business deal where this money can be shared between us in the ratio of 60/30 while 5% will be mapped out for expenses.If you agree to my business proposal.further details of the transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as i receive your return mail and phone call. have a great day. 
N.B As you know this is a great business chance between me and you, 

Please as soon as you got this mail if you are interested, 1, You will make sure that You will be calling me on phone  once the transaction started and once you receive this my first mail, Make sure that You have money for telephone calls, i will also ready with money on my side, 2, Please if you are not able to communicate with telephone forget about the business, 3, Expenses inside the bank here We Are To Share it Together Take NOTE , 

But anything bank needed from you in your country You will take responsibility of it, take note of this please to avoid at the end you will say to me i did not tell you, 4, My promise to you is 100% no risk, i will cover everything here and the transaction will move very 100% OK; 5, Again My coming to your country once the money transferred , Me and you will exchange our photos, For you to know me in your country airport, 6, Now if you are interested i need urgent and fast reply, because we have only 14 working days to tackle this business this year, We need to be fast over it, 

FRIST I NEED THIS DATAS FROM YOU 

1, Your Photo scaned to Me...................... 

2, Your Full Name........................ 

3, Your Telephone Number.................. 

4, Your Age.............................. 

5, Your Occupation........................ 

As Soon As i Receive This Datas I Will Now Send To You An Application Letter Of Claim Which You Will Send To Bank For The Transaction 

With Best Regard
 
MR WALI KANI

**There are an awful lot of folk who die in accidents in far off lands...

I'm rich!!!!

Good day,
My name is Mr.Divine Jajar, I'm the credit officer in International Credit Bank Ouagadougou Burkina Faso. 
 
I have a business proposal in the tune of $5.5m, (Five Million Five hundred Thousand only) after the successful transfer; we shall share in ratio of 40% for you and 60% for me.
 
I want to front you in the bank so that you can apply for the claim of fund as the next of kin to our late customer Mr. Floyd Tarantino who died years ago with his entire family while on holidays and several attempt has being made to locate his family without success.
 
You should understand that as an insider in the bank i will do every thing possible to protect your interest and to make sure that i follow things up as soon as you are willing to work this out with me because i will not want this money to go into the government purse.
 
Do get back to me true my private email with your requirement below  via (divinejajar02live.fr)  with your:
 
 Names :...............
 Address :................
 Conntry :................
 Phone No :..............
 Occupation :..............
 Age :................
 Sex :.................
Thanks for your co-operations 
Call me for more information’s 
Tel; (+ 226)7698-4378.)
Mr.Divine Jajar.

REPLY TO ME TOP SECRET.

THE DESK OF:MR.PETER NOURI.
BANK OF AFRICA(B.O.A)
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO,
WEST AFRICA.

Dear Friend,

(PRIVATE/CONFIDENTIAL).

I am Mr.Peter Nouri. the Director in charge of Auditing section Bank Of 
Africa(.B.O.A)Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso in West Africa. Forgive my 
indignation if this message comes to you as a surprise. AS IT MAY INTEREST 
YOU TO KNOW, I GOT YOUR IMPRESSIVE INFORMATION THROUGH THE INTERNET SEARCH 
HERE IN OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO. I have decided to contact you on a project 
that will be very beneficial to both of us. During our auditing in this 
Bank,I came across some amount of money belonging to a deceased foreigner 
Mr.Sheu Yuan-dong who died with his wife and their only daughter on February 
16,1998 in a plane crash.

The fund has been dormant in his account with this Bank without any claim of 
the fund in our custody from his relation before my discovery to this 
development. He was the Governor of Taiwan Central(Reserve)Bank. The said 
amount is U.S $14,000,000(FOURTEEN MILLION UNITED STATE OF AMERICA DOLLAR). 
I want you to know that I never master minded the death of the deceased 
fellow. Their death occured Naturally.

FOR YOUR INFORMATION BEEN YOU NOT A TAIWANESE WILL NOT POSE ANY PROBLEM FOR 
THE SUCESSFUL TRANSFER ON THIS FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT. All the whole 
arrangement to put claim over this fund as the Bonafide next of kin to the 
deceased has been put in place and directives will be relayed to you as soon 
as you indicate your interest and willingness to assist me and also benefit 
your self to this great business opportunity. In this country as a civil 
servant(A Banker),we are not allowed to operate a foreign account. This is 
the actual reason why it will require a second party or fellow who will 
forward claims as the next of kin to the Bank and also present a foreign 
account where he will need the money to be re-transferred into on his 
request.

Our Banking law stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after Ten 
years, the money will be transferred into the Bank treasury as unclaimed 
fund.The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned 
by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand 
as next of kin. I dont want this money to go into the Bank treasury as 
unclaimed Bill. Be assured this transaction is 100% risk free.

On conclusion of this Project, you will be entitled to 40% of the total sum 
as gratification,while 60% will be for me.Please you have been adviced to 
keep "top secret" as I am still in service and intend to retire from service 
after I conclude this deal with you. I will fly down to your country for 
subsequent sharing of the fund according to percentages previously indicated 
and further investment will be discussed. On your acceptance to be my 
partner, please email for a brief discussion before we proceed. Please keep 
this proposal secret, if you want to assist me. I will look forward to 
receive your urgent reply so that i can send you the application fund to 
fill ok.

Yours faithfully,
Mr.Peter Nouri.

Okay Peter, top secret it is...

Saturday 16 May 2009

Caps lock dear boy!

NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION (NNPC)
OFFICE OF THE ACCOUNTANT GENERAL
Tel: +234-7033407082
 
 
 
ATTENTION:
 
 
              
 
I AM DR. RICHE GRAEME AN ACCOUNTANT WITH THE NIGERIA NATIONAL PETROLUEM
COPERATION.HAVING CONSENTED WITH MY COLLEAGUES, AND BASED ON THE INFORMATION
GATHERED FROM AN INTERNATIONAL ORGANISATION HERE IN NIGERIA, I HAVE THE
PRIVILEGE TO REQUEST FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE IN TRANSFERING THE SUM OF
SEVENTY THREE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS (US$48,500,000.00) INTO YOUR
ACCOUNT.
 
THE ABOVE SUM RESULTED FROM AN OVER-INVOICED CONTRACT EXECUTED,
COMMISSIONED AND PAID FOR ABOUT FIVE YEARS (5 YRS) AGO BY A FOREIGN
CONTRACTOR.
 
THIS ACTION WAS HOWEVER INTENTIONAL AND SINCE THEN THE FUND HAS BEEN IN A
SUSPENSE ACCOUNT AT THE CENTAL BANK OF NIGERIA, OUR APEX BANK. WE ARE NOW
READY TO TRANSFER THE FUND OVERSEAS, AND THAT IS WHERE YOU COME IN. IT IS
IMPORTANT TO INFORM YOU THAT AS CIVIL SERVANTS, WE ARE FORBIDDEN TO
OPERATE FOREIGN ACCOUNTS AND THIS IS THE REASON WHY WE ARE IN NEED OF YOUR
ASSISTANCE. ONCE THIS TRANSACTION IS SUCCESSFULLY CARRIED OUT, THE TOTAL
SUM WILL BE SHARED AS FOLLOWS: - 75% FOR US, 20% FOR YOU AND 5% FOR LOCAL
AND INTERNATIONAL EXPENSES THAT MAY OCCUR IN BETWEEN THE PROCESS.
THE TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK FREE ON BOTH SIDES BASED ON SOLID UNDER
GROUND ARRANGEMENT WHICH WE DID PERFECT HERE.
 
 
SO I THEREFORE KINDLY REQUEST THAT YOU GRANT ME THE CONSENT TO PRESENT
YOU, OR YOUR FIRM AS THE FOREIGN BENEFICIARY TO THIS FUND, FOR THIS MONEY
TO BE TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT ANY WHERE IN THE WORLD, EVEN IF
IT IS A NEWLY OPENED ACCOUNT WITHOUT MONEY IN IT, THIS FUND COULD BE
TRANSFERRED INTO IT FOR SAFE KEEPING.
 
 
AFTERWARD I WILL BE VISITING YOUR COUNTRY FOR THE SHARING OF THE FUND AND
ALSO TO INVEST SOME OF MY SHARE IN ANY LUCRATIVE BUSINESS OVER THERE IN
YOUR COUNTRY, BASED ON YOUR DIRECTIVE.
 
SO IF YOU FIND THIS PROPOSAL PLEASANT, YOU CAN CONTACT ME AND FORWARD YOUR
DATAS  ON MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS OR CALL ME
IMMEDIATELY ON MY  PRIVATE TELEPHONE NUMBER INDICATED, FOR US TO PROCEED
ACCORDINGLY.
 
AND THIS BUSINESS WILL TAKE US 14 WORKING DAYS TO ACCOMPLISH,
IF ADEQUATE ATTENTION IS GIVEN.
 
PLEASE REPLY URGENTLY.
 
 
BEST REGARDS,
DR.RICHE GRAEME,
(SENR ACC NNPC)
Tel: +234-7033407082

Look, I am not sure how they do things in Nigeria, I however have discovered the ability to remove the caps-lock. For a small fee of £300,000,000 I will be willing to share this secret with you.