Saturday 16 May 2009

Caps lock dear boy!

NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION (NNPC)
OFFICE OF THE ACCOUNTANT GENERAL
Tel: +234-7033407082
 
 
 
ATTENTION:
 
 
              
 
I AM DR. RICHE GRAEME AN ACCOUNTANT WITH THE NIGERIA NATIONAL PETROLUEM
COPERATION.HAVING CONSENTED WITH MY COLLEAGUES, AND BASED ON THE INFORMATION
GATHERED FROM AN INTERNATIONAL ORGANISATION HERE IN NIGERIA, I HAVE THE
PRIVILEGE TO REQUEST FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE IN TRANSFERING THE SUM OF
SEVENTY THREE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS (US$48,500,000.00) INTO YOUR
ACCOUNT.
 
THE ABOVE SUM RESULTED FROM AN OVER-INVOICED CONTRACT EXECUTED,
COMMISSIONED AND PAID FOR ABOUT FIVE YEARS (5 YRS) AGO BY A FOREIGN
CONTRACTOR.
 
THIS ACTION WAS HOWEVER INTENTIONAL AND SINCE THEN THE FUND HAS BEEN IN A
SUSPENSE ACCOUNT AT THE CENTAL BANK OF NIGERIA, OUR APEX BANK. WE ARE NOW
READY TO TRANSFER THE FUND OVERSEAS, AND THAT IS WHERE YOU COME IN. IT IS
IMPORTANT TO INFORM YOU THAT AS CIVIL SERVANTS, WE ARE FORBIDDEN TO
OPERATE FOREIGN ACCOUNTS AND THIS IS THE REASON WHY WE ARE IN NEED OF YOUR
ASSISTANCE. ONCE THIS TRANSACTION IS SUCCESSFULLY CARRIED OUT, THE TOTAL
SUM WILL BE SHARED AS FOLLOWS: - 75% FOR US, 20% FOR YOU AND 5% FOR LOCAL
AND INTERNATIONAL EXPENSES THAT MAY OCCUR IN BETWEEN THE PROCESS.
THE TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK FREE ON BOTH SIDES BASED ON SOLID UNDER
GROUND ARRANGEMENT WHICH WE DID PERFECT HERE.
 
 
SO I THEREFORE KINDLY REQUEST THAT YOU GRANT ME THE CONSENT TO PRESENT
YOU, OR YOUR FIRM AS THE FOREIGN BENEFICIARY TO THIS FUND, FOR THIS MONEY
TO BE TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT ANY WHERE IN THE WORLD, EVEN IF
IT IS A NEWLY OPENED ACCOUNT WITHOUT MONEY IN IT, THIS FUND COULD BE
TRANSFERRED INTO IT FOR SAFE KEEPING.
 
 
AFTERWARD I WILL BE VISITING YOUR COUNTRY FOR THE SHARING OF THE FUND AND
ALSO TO INVEST SOME OF MY SHARE IN ANY LUCRATIVE BUSINESS OVER THERE IN
YOUR COUNTRY, BASED ON YOUR DIRECTIVE.
 
SO IF YOU FIND THIS PROPOSAL PLEASANT, YOU CAN CONTACT ME AND FORWARD YOUR
DATAS  ON MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS OR CALL ME
IMMEDIATELY ON MY  PRIVATE TELEPHONE NUMBER INDICATED, FOR US TO PROCEED
ACCORDINGLY.
 
AND THIS BUSINESS WILL TAKE US 14 WORKING DAYS TO ACCOMPLISH,
IF ADEQUATE ATTENTION IS GIVEN.
 
PLEASE REPLY URGENTLY.
 
 
BEST REGARDS,
DR.RICHE GRAEME,
(SENR ACC NNPC)
Tel: +234-7033407082

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